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Alcoholism

When a pint glass isn’t enough and only a 5 pint vase will suffice……

After recently coming up with what can be described as either a summer plan, guide to avert a mid-life crisis or birthday resolution this weekend I can safely say I broke nearly every point. The list is as follows:

1 – Be clean (No marker pen)
2 – Pluck eyebrows
3 – Self maintenance
4 – 3 meals a day of solid food
5 – Rehydrate with water
6 – No alcoholism
7 – No smoking
8 – Gym
9 – Wash clothes
10 – Dress less like a jan
11 – Get over past jans
12 – Find a nice jan
13 – Find jobs
14 – Save money
15 – Sleep 7 hours a night in your own bed
16 – Eat fruit
17 – Don’t get involved in drama
18 – No drunken Facebook / texting / phone calls / Skype
19 – No crying
20 – Moisturise / no spots
21 – Brush the lid

After my blip, I am back on track and the 2 days were totally worth it! Luckily the golf was on yesterday to offer calm viewing during my hangover!

Copyright © Leygan 2011.

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